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i need to rerwite my talon overwatch zed au cuz it was BOMB

 

jessicahide:

‘PLEASE LIKE ME’ SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 2)
modify as necessary!

  • “I have to tell you something and it’s not good.”
  • “I like you, I really like you. I like spending time with you. I like hugging you, I like kissing you. I just don’t want to have sex with you.”
  • “I really think it’s important to be honest about this type of stuff.”
  • “I’m just trying to take some sad people to the zoo.”
  • “Every time people look at monkeys, they get excited because the monkeys look like people.”
  • “I really think that if I got to sing Hakuna Matata to a real meerkat, that would cheer me up.”
  • “I’ve never seen meerkats and a sad person at the same time. It’s like a weird art installation.”
  • “It’s normal to feel guilt or a sense of guilt or a sense of responsibility when someone passes, but I think it’s important that nobody blames themselves.”
  • “We should celebrate his life rather than dwell on his death.”
  • “I thought this was what you wanted.”
  • “Conversation doesn’t really flow between us, does it?”
  • “They used to pelt 5-cent pieces at me, and then I used to pick up the 5-cent pieces to buy candy, which I thought was me owning the situation, but no. I was not.”
  • “Just try not to be the Donkey to my Shrek, yeah?”
  • “I don’t really want to reflect on any of the decisions I made as a teenager, to be honest.”
  • “I try and understand when you do things like this that you’re doing them because you’re ill, and then I don’t get angry, the same way you wouldn’t get angry at someone with a cold for having a runny nose.”
  • “That’s sort of unfeeling.”
  • “It’s hardly closure, is it?”
  • “Maybe you can use this time to think about what you’ve done, you know? Reflect.”
  • “I can’t jog. My outer shell is not snug to my skeletal system. Independent flesh is the enemy of speed.”
  • “I really hope we don’t become Communists because everyone’s a team and I’d feel like I was letting the team down.”
  • “I can’t afford to print the document to get me a job so I can afford to do things like print documents.”
  • “I’m gonna move inside and look at a plant.”
  • “Every choice I’ve made since we broke up has just been me treading water until she gets home so we can be together.”
  • “Everything just tastes like sad.”
  • “I don’t know what’s going on most of the time. Sometimes when I get home, I feel quite lost.”
  • “There’s just so many rules. ”
  • “I’ve got a preternatural ability with felt craft.”
  • “How do you feel about hot air balloons? Because I don’t really understand how they control them.”
  • “That’s one of the benefits of being divorced. I don’t have to pretend to be interested.”
  • “I don’t treasure every minor item you left behind and keep them in special velvet boxes, just waiting for when you wanna come and pick them up.”
  • “Must be nice having an excuse not to talk.”
  • “Why am I the bad guy? Why am I always the bad guy?”
  • “Do you want to borrow my camel chinos?”
  • “When I feel bad about where I am in life, I like to compare myself to people who are doing worse.”
  • “I just don’t think I remember how to look after myself.”
  • “I thought you didn’t want to leave ’cause you might miss me too much.”
  • “There’s no menus. They just bring you meat. Meat, meat, meat, meat, beef, chicken, pork, beef, chicken, seafood maybe. And then you say, ‘Please stop bringing me meat.’ And they stop bringing you meat. That sounds incredible.”
  • “I know you told me not to, but I can’t help but worry.”
  • “That’s bleak, even for you.”
  • “Do you ever talk about me in therapy?”
  • “Nobody’s taking any notice of you.”
  • “I guess I feel like I’m not good enough.”
  • “Just don’t touch me. Please, please don’t touch me.”
  • “Do you need me to call an ambulance?”
  • “You just need to shut the fuck up and leave me alone, okay, please?”
  • “I’ll be over here when you’re ready.”
  • “Why are you listening to sad music? Why do you always listen to sad music? You should listen to something fun, you know, like Beyoncé.”
  • “I’ve decided relationships aren’t for me. I’m not doing them. I’m done with love.”
  • “I’m trying really hard not to take it personally.”
  • “You know I’m, like, here for you, right?”
  • “We’re just two buddies having a nap.”
 
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hi im rocky and im interesting in writing this shit again

 

oh yeah, i remember now, the league fandom is dead as fu

 

501di3r76:

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        when will zed be dead

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never

 
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hes a good deflecter but his face is a frozen : 3

 

truebalance:

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「 Sono teido ka’syou」

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jokes on you a shadow is behind you

 

truebalance:

             @shadowlovd

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               Jōtō da!

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throws shurikens

 

@truebalance

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